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December 2024

I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where
  • Life Reflection
December 31, 2024April 23, 2025

I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu10 mins0
Explore the hauntingly beautiful journey of memory loss, from the snags of forgetfulness to the silence of…
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Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?
  • Honesty vs. Politeness
December 30, 2024January 29, 2025

Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A funny take on how giving honest opinions only when asked still earned me a group of…
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The Fighting Flapjacks: Where Chaos, Syrup, and Unicycling Chickens Reign Supreme!
  • Humor
December 29, 2024January 29, 2025

The Fighting Flapjacks: Where Chaos, Syrup, and Unicycling Chickens Reign Supreme!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be? If I started a…
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My Brain is a Zoo and Everyone’s Thoughts Are Screaming
  • Mind Reading and Inner Thoughts
December 29, 2024January 29, 2025

My Brain is a Zoo and Everyone’s Thoughts Are Screaming

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
What if you could hear everyone’s thoughts? Dive into this hilarious blog exploring the chaos of mind-reading—awkward…
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From Free Candy to Pothole Politics: My Wild Ride Through Growing Up
  • Life and Politics
December 28, 2024January 29, 2025

From Free Candy to Pothole Politics: My Wild Ride Through Growing Up

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
How have your political views changed over time? When I was younger, my political views were like…
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What If We Found Out Math Was Wrong? Chaos & Humor
  • Humor
December 28, 2024January 29, 2025

What If We Found Out Math Was Wrong? Chaos & Humor

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Imagine a world where 2+2 doesn’t equal 4. Chaos unfolds in schools, shopping, and science! Explore this…
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Never Trust a Writer with a Full Cookie Jar
  • The Art of Procrastination
December 27, 2024January 29, 2025

Never Trust a Writer with a Full Cookie Jar

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
You get to build your perfect space for reading and writing. What’s it like? My perfect reading…
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When No One Liked It, I Loved It: Am I the Weirdo?
  • Embracing the Unusual
December 27, 2024January 29, 2025

When No One Liked It, I Loved It: Am I the Weirdo?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Discover the humorous story of loving cabbage soup, defending Catwoman, and embracing quirks others find odd. A…
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The Misunderstood Genius: Hilarious Inventions Failures
  • Humor
December 26, 2024January 29, 2025

The Misunderstood Genius: Hilarious Inventions Failures

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
It was a lazy Saturday afternoon. The garage smelled of hops, sawdust, burnt wires, and a faint…
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Why the Flintstones’ Car is the Ultimate Dream Ride
  • Humor
December 26, 2024January 29, 2025

Why the Flintstones’ Car is the Ultimate Dream Ride

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
What is your all time favorite automobile? My all-time favorite automobile?  Easy. The Flintstones’ car.  Forget your…
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The Pigeon Whisperer
  • Humor
December 25, 2024January 29, 2025

The Pigeon Whisperer

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
How are you creative? You want to know how I’m creative? I study pigeons. Not just any…
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Who Will Cry at Your Funeral? A Reflection on Love
  • Humor
December 25, 2024January 29, 2025

Who Will Cry at Your Funeral? A Reflection on Love

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
Have you ever wondered who would cry at your funeral? I did—well, in a dream. It was…
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The Hilarious ‘Drunk Visionary’ Who Saves the World with Beer
  • Drunken Philosophy
December 24, 2024January 29, 2025

The Hilarious ‘Drunk Visionary’ Who Saves the World with Beer

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
Discover the absurdly funny world of the “Drunk Visionary,” who transforms drinking into heroic acts of boosting…
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Dodging Unsolicited Advice: A Guide to Peace
  • Humor
December 23, 2024January 29, 2025

Dodging Unsolicited Advice: A Guide to Peace

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
Picture this: You’re sitting at a family gathering, minding your own business, when Aunt Sheila announces, “You…
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Born to Steal the Show (Sorry, Uncle)
  • Life's Unscripted Moments
December 23, 2024January 29, 2025

Born to Steal the Show (Sorry, Uncle)

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
Share what you know about the year you were born. Hi there! I’m Kalyan, and I was…
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The Art of Procrastination: Laugh While You Delay
  • Humor
December 21, 2024January 29, 2025

The Art of Procrastination: Laugh While You Delay

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
Learn the humorous side of procrastination with this step-by-step guide. Discover tips, funny moments, and how to…
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A Moment I Can’t Forget: Facing Shame and Silence in the Market
  • Silent but Deadly (In a Good Way)
December 20, 2024January 29, 2025

A Moment I Can’t Forget: Facing Shame and Silence in the Market

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
An honest reflection on a public confrontation in a market and the inner conflict of staying silent.…
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  • Personal Blog
December 19, 2024January 29, 2025

The Letters That Shape Us: Stories of Unsent Words and Unspoken Pain

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu9 mins0
There are words we never say, but they don’t disappear. Instead, they find their way onto paper…
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  • Personal Blog
December 18, 2024January 29, 2025

The Wisdom of Trees: Learning to Let Go Like Autumn

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
Have you ever felt the urge to hold on tightly to something precious, even when you know…
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Am I Really a Grown-Up? 10 Funny Signs I’m Still a 7-Year-Old Inside
  • elf-Reflection on Adulthood and Maturity.
December 10, 2024January 29, 2025

Am I Really a Grown-Up? 10 Funny Signs I’m Still a 7-Year-Old Inside

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
They say growing up is about becoming wiser, calmer, and more mature. But what if we’re just kids…
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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

Brewer and Distiller

For years, I worked in the brewing industry—not to climb the corporate ladder but for the people I met and the life I lived along the way. Those moments shaped me and fuel the stories I tell today.


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