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January 2025

The Toaster That Lived: A Trade War Tragedy
  • Humor
January 31, 2025February 1, 2025

The Toaster That Lived: A Trade War Tragedy

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do…
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Trapped Under Rubble: A Heartfelt Story of Loss and Hope
  • Life Reflection
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

Trapped Under Rubble: A Heartfelt Story of Loss and Hope

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu10 mins0
A moving story of Taro Yamada, an architect trapped under rubble after a devastating earthquake. As he…
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My Dream Job: Professional Excuses Trainer
  • Humor
January 29, 2025

My Dream Job: Professional Excuses Trainer

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
What’s your dream job? Dream big, they say. Well, my dream job is to become a Professional Excuses…
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Kalyanasundaram: The Name That Crashed a Wedding
  • Personal Blog
January 29, 2025January 31, 2025

Kalyanasundaram: The Name That Crashed a Wedding

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
Write about your first name: its meaning, significance, etymology, etc. Kalyanasundaram: The Name That Crashed a WeddingHi!…
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The Tail That Rules My World: If My Pet Could Understand One Thing
  • Humor
January 29, 2025

The Tail That Rules My World: If My Pet Could Understand One Thing

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
If I could teach my dog one thing, it would be this: Hey, you little fluffball with…
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The World’s Closest (and Weirdest) Destinations You’ll Never Visit
  • Humor
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

The World’s Closest (and Weirdest) Destinations You’ll Never Visit

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
Name an attraction or town close to home that you still haven’t got around to visiting. Alright,…
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How Laziness Set Off a Chain Reaction (And Sent Me to the ER)
  • Humor
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

How Laziness Set Off a Chain Reaction (And Sent Me to the ER)

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu11 mins0
Life is like a row of dominoes. One tiny push, one small decision, and suddenly everything’s falling…
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What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time?
  • Humor
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
In my free time, I see myself living in a motivational movie. The scene starts with me…
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Chasing Fun in Circles
  • Personal Blog
January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

Chasing Fun in Circles

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
My idea of fun keeps changing, like a TV remote that won’t stop flipping channels. One day,…
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School’s Out of Date: Why We Need to Teach Real-Life Skills
  • Education
January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

School’s Out of Date: Why We Need to Teach Real-Life Skills

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
School’s Out of Date: Why We Need to Teach Real-Life Skills Imagine a school where kids learn…
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My Life as a Tree: 500 Years of Watching Earthlings Make the Same Mistakes
  • Environment and Sustainability
January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

My Life as a Tree: 500 Years of Watching Earthlings Make the Same Mistakes

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
My Life as a Tree: 500 Years of Watching Earthlings Make the Same Mistakes Hello, Earthlings. I’m…
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The Squeaky Boardroom: Where Feathers Rule
  • Humor
January 19, 2025January 29, 2025

The Squeaky Boardroom: Where Feathers Rule

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
What makes a good leader? According to the Rubber Chickens (and Their Clearly Exhausted Translator):Forget those fancy…
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Chewing Over Life’s Useless Receipts
  • Humor
January 18, 2025January 29, 2025

Chewing Over Life’s Useless Receipts

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
If you could un-invent something, what would it be? Un-invent the receipt for a pack of gum.…
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A Slice of Love… and Betrayal
  • Humor
January 17, 2025January 29, 2025

A Slice of Love… and Betrayal

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
Can you share a positive example of where you’ve felt loved? There was this one time when…
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A Reflection on Natraj Mama: A Life That Lit Up Many Lives
  • Humor
January 16, 2025January 30, 2025

A Reflection on Natraj Mama: A Life That Lit Up Many Lives

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu12 mins0
Reflecting on the life of Natraj Mama, a man whose kindness, wisdom, and love left an everlasting…
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The Great Decluttering Debacle of the Year
  • Humor
January 16, 2025January 29, 2025

The Great Decluttering Debacle of the Year

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
Where can you reduce clutter in your life? Decluttering gone hilariously wrong! A relatable and comic tale…
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Serenity in Slow Motion: The Tortoise Spirit in Anime
  • Humor
January 15, 2025January 29, 2025

Serenity in Slow Motion: The Tortoise Spirit in Anime

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
What is your favorite animal? My favorite animal is the tortoise because it’s basically the animal version…
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Autocorrect Mayhem: My Phone’s Unofficial Comedy Routine
  • Humor
January 14, 2025January 29, 2025

Autocorrect Mayhem: My Phone’s Unofficial Comedy Routine

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
In what ways do you communicate online? Let me put it this way: I don’t communicate online—my…
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The Snow Blanket of Escape
  • Humor
January 14, 2025January 29, 2025

The Snow Blanket of Escape

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
A humorous reflection on a snowy morning, balancing beauty, laziness, and life’s little lessons, with a funny…
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Cleaning the House, Cleaning the Mind: My Messy Reflection
  • Humor
January 13, 2025January 29, 2025

Cleaning the House, Cleaning the Mind: My Messy Reflection

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
Disclaimer: This is not advice. This is just me attempting to clean my mental junkyard by writing…
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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

Brewer and Distiller

For years, I worked in the brewing industry—not to climb the corporate ladder but for the people I met and the life I lived along the way. Those moments shaped me and fuel the stories I tell today.


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