My Brain: The Unpaid Intern Writing My Life’s Comedy Script
What makes you laugh? Some people laugh at jokes. Me? I laugh at my life. Clearly, it’s…
March 2025
The Invisible Lives on Our Plates
We eat meat every day without thinking much. A piece of chicken, some beef, maybe lamb or…
Andrew Jackson: The Man Who Treated America Like a Rental Car with No Insurance
Heroes or Just Good at PR? – Part 4: Andrew JacksonThe Man Who Treated America Like a…
Christopher Columbus: The Man Who Got Famous for Getting Lost
Heroes or Just Good at PR? – Part 3: The Man Who Discovered What Was Never Lost…
The Silent Shame of Owning a Tesla in 2025
Let me say something wild: I bought my Tesla just to save money. Shocking, isn’t it? Nope,…
Thomas Edison: The Man Who Invented Everything (Except the Truth)
Heroes or Just Good at PR? – Part 2: Thomas Edison Thomas Edison is that guy schools…
Churchill Unmasked: Hero or History’s Favorite Actor?
Heroes or Just Good at PR? – Part 1: Winston Churchill You know him. The guy whose…
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Made in [Birth Year] – Best Before [Already Expired]
Daily writing prompt What tattoo do you want and where would you put it? Some people get…
Foggy Mirror – I swear I know who I am, but it’s just not clear right now.
Every morning, I stand in front of the mirror like a confused time traveler, wondering how I…
Why I Retired From Arguing (and Started Talking to My Coffee)
I used to think winning arguments made me smart. I believed if I had the best facts…
The 49 Day Mirror
A few days ago, I stumbled across a YouTube video about something called The Tibetan Book of…
The God I Fear, the God I Doubt, the God I Seek
It all began with a comment on one of the best blogs I follow. We engaged in…
The Weight of Silence: A Confrontation With the Self
Silence is never truly silent. I once believed silence was nothingness, a mere absence of sound. But…
Quantum Mechanics: The Universe’s Dumbest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
Quantum mechanics is weird. Really weird. It says tiny particles can be in two places at once,…
Part 3: Innovative Ways to Combat Overpopulation Without Conflict
Alright, humans, we’ve crammed the planet, wasted everything, and made robots take our jobs. Now what? Do…
Part 2: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Oh, Just Everything.)
Welcome back, fellow humans! In Part 1, we threw a party for overpopulation. Now, let’s admire the…
Overpopulation: The Greatest Trend of Our Time! (Because Who Needs Space, Water, or Sanity?) Part 1
Congrats, humans! You did it! While every other creature is struggling to survive, we’ve smashed every population…
Accidentally Alive and Surprisingly Consistent
I arrived in this world with nothing—no money, no plan, not even a single useful skill—and somehow,…
How to Turn Your Very Normal Life Into a Historical Epic
History is just a fancy way of saying, “someone wrote things down in an interesting way.” A…
Polar Bears, Frozen Beer, and Open Car Doors: A Conversation with a Stranger on the Train
A few days ago, I took the GO train from Kitchener to Union Station for work. Now,…
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