The God I Fear, the God I Doubt, the God I Seek
It all began with a comment on one of the best blogs I follow. We engaged in…
March 2025
The Weight of Silence: A Confrontation With the Self
Silence is never truly silent. I once believed silence was nothingness, a mere absence of sound. But…
Quantum Mechanics: The Universe’s Dumbest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
Quantum mechanics is weird. Really weird. It says tiny particles can be in two places at once,…
Part 3: Innovative Ways to Combat Overpopulation Without Conflict
Alright, humans, we’ve crammed the planet, wasted everything, and made robots take our jobs. Now what? Do…
Part 2: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Oh, Just Everything.)
Welcome back, fellow humans! In Part 1, we threw a party for overpopulation. Now, let’s admire the…
Overpopulation: The Greatest Trend of Our Time! (Because Who Needs Space, Water, or Sanity?) Part 1
Congrats, humans! You did it! While every other creature is struggling to survive, we’ve smashed every population…
Accidentally Alive and Surprisingly Consistent
I arrived in this world with nothing—no money, no plan, not even a single useful skill—and somehow,…
How to Turn Your Very Normal Life Into a Historical Epic
History is just a fancy way of saying, “someone wrote things down in an interesting way.” A…
Polar Bears, Frozen Beer, and Open Car Doors: A Conversation with a Stranger on the Train
A few days ago, I took the GO train from Kitchener to Union Station for work. Now,…
From Drool to Nap Time: My Life, Basically
Growth. The thing that happens whether you want it to or not. Like getting taller, but also,…
Life is a script, but fate is the writer who keeps adding plot twists.
Do you believe in fate/destiny? You wake up thinking, Alright, let’s get this day over with. Fate,…