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The Snow Blanket of Escape
  • Humor
January 14, 2025January 29, 2025

The Snow Blanket of Escape

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
A humorous reflection on a snowy morning, balancing beauty, laziness, and life’s little lessons, with a funny…
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Cleaning the House, Cleaning the Mind: My Messy Reflection
  • Humor
January 13, 2025January 29, 2025

Cleaning the House, Cleaning the Mind: My Messy Reflection

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
Disclaimer: This is not advice. This is just me attempting to clean my mental junkyard by writing…
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Lost in the Woods: My Road Trip Doom
  • Humor
January 13, 2025January 29, 2025

Lost in the Woods: My Road Trip Doom

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
Think back on your most memorable road trip. Last summer, I set out from Waterloo with big…
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The air-fried version of my regrets—crispy and guilt-free!
  • Personal Blog
January 12, 2025January 29, 2025

The air-fried version of my regrets—crispy and guilt-free!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What snack would you eat right now? I set the timer to ‘too late to apologize’ and…
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My Mind: The Ultimate Saboteur – Balancing Humor and Struggles
  • Personal Growth
January 9, 2025January 29, 2025

My Mind: The Ultimate Saboteur – Balancing Humor and Struggles

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A candid and relatable reflection on battling self-doubt. Discover how the humorous antics of “Debbie Downer” turn…
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Gravity Tester: My Epic Morning Mishaps
  • Caffeine, Chaos, and Cold Walks
January 9, 2025January 29, 2025

Gravity Tester: My Epic Morning Mishaps

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
What is your mission? Every morning, I go for a walk. Not for exercise, of course, but…
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Living Long: From Life Goals to Family’s Full-Time Job
  • Humor
January 8, 2025January 29, 2025

Living Long: From Life Goals to Family’s Full-Time Job

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life? Living a long life…
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The Grocery List Memory Challenge: A Tale of Confidence, Chaos, and My Wife’s Yelling
  • Humor
January 7, 2025January 29, 2025

The Grocery List Memory Challenge: A Tale of Confidence, Chaos, and My Wife’s Yelling

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
What could you do differently? If I were to do things differently at the grocery store, the…
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Look Up: The Detour to Real Connections
  • Connecting Beyond the Map
January 6, 2025January 29, 2025

Look Up: The Detour to Real Connections

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? Message:YOUR GPS SAYS TURN LEFT IN 47…
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Past vs. Future: The Battle of My Wandering Thoughts
  • Humor
January 5, 2025January 29, 2025

Past vs. Future: The Battle of My Wandering Thoughts

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why? I spend more time…
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Who’s Really Walking Whom? A Hilarious Look at Dog-Walking Bosses
  • Humor
January 5, 2025January 29, 2025

Who’s Really Walking Whom? A Hilarious Look at Dog-Walking Bosses

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Discover the hilarious dynamics of dog walking in this funny and relatable blog. From sniff-stops to poop-patrol,…
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The Greatest Gift: Life’s Funniest Wishlist
  • Uncategorized
January 4, 2025January 29, 2025

The Greatest Gift: Life’s Funniest Wishlist

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
What is the greatest gift someone could give you? The greatest gift someone could give me? Oh,…
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Dear God, It’s Me Again—With Another Complaint
  • Uncategorized
January 4, 2025January 29, 2025

Dear God, It’s Me Again—With Another Complaint

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A laugh-out-loud and heartfelt take on prayer. Why do we call God only in trouble? Is faith…
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Still Enrolled in the School of Life
  • Personal Blog
January 3, 2025January 29, 2025

Still Enrolled in the School of Life

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What colleges have you attended? I’ve attended universities and colleges in multiple locations, picking up degrees and…
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Waterloo Snow Driving: Watch Out for Ice Bombs!
  • Uncategorized
January 2, 2025January 29, 2025

Waterloo Snow Driving: Watch Out for Ice Bombs!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
My scary New Year’s Day drive in Waterloo thanks to drivers with snow-covered cars! Read about the…
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The Future is (Almost) Here: 2025 Predictions Based on 2024 Reality
  • 2025 Predictions Gone Wild
January 1, 2025January 29, 2025

The Future is (Almost) Here: 2025 Predictions Based on 2024 Reality

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu9 mins0
Laugh your way into 2025! From self-driving car tantrums to invisible coffee, here’s a funny look at…
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I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where
  • Life Reflection
December 31, 2024April 23, 2025

I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu10 mins0
Explore the hauntingly beautiful journey of memory loss, from the snags of forgetfulness to the silence of…
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Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?
  • Honesty vs. Politeness
December 30, 2024January 29, 2025

Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A funny take on how giving honest opinions only when asked still earned me a group of…
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The Fighting Flapjacks: Where Chaos, Syrup, and Unicycling Chickens Reign Supreme!
  • Humor
December 29, 2024January 29, 2025

The Fighting Flapjacks: Where Chaos, Syrup, and Unicycling Chickens Reign Supreme!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be? If I started a…
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My Brain is a Zoo and Everyone’s Thoughts Are Screaming
  • Mind Reading and Inner Thoughts
December 29, 2024January 29, 2025

My Brain is a Zoo and Everyone’s Thoughts Are Screaming

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
What if you could hear everyone’s thoughts? Dive into this hilarious blog exploring the chaos of mind-reading—awkward…
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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

Brewer and Distiller

For years, I worked in the brewing industry—not to climb the corporate ladder but for the people I met and the life I lived along the way. Those moments shaped me and fuel the stories I tell today.


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