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My Dream Job: Professional Excuses Trainer
  • Humor
January 29, 2025

My Dream Job: Professional Excuses Trainer

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
What’s your dream job? Dream big, they say. Well, my dream job is to become a Professional Excuses…
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The Tail That Rules My World: If My Pet Could Understand One Thing
  • Humor
January 29, 2025

The Tail That Rules My World: If My Pet Could Understand One Thing

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
If I could teach my dog one thing, it would be this: Hey, you little fluffball with…
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The World’s Closest (and Weirdest) Destinations You’ll Never Visit
  • Humor
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

The World’s Closest (and Weirdest) Destinations You’ll Never Visit

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
Name an attraction or town close to home that you still haven’t got around to visiting. Alright,…
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How Laziness Set Off a Chain Reaction (And Sent Me to the ER)
  • Humor
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

How Laziness Set Off a Chain Reaction (And Sent Me to the ER)

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu11 mins0
Life is like a row of dominoes. One tiny push, one small decision, and suddenly everything’s falling…
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What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time?
  • Humor
January 29, 2025January 29, 2025

What do you enjoy doing most in your leisure time?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
In my free time, I see myself living in a motivational movie. The scene starts with me…
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The Squeaky Boardroom: Where Feathers Rule
  • Humor
January 19, 2025January 29, 2025

The Squeaky Boardroom: Where Feathers Rule

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
What makes a good leader? According to the Rubber Chickens (and Their Clearly Exhausted Translator):Forget those fancy…
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Chewing Over Life’s Useless Receipts
  • Humor
January 18, 2025January 29, 2025

Chewing Over Life’s Useless Receipts

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
If you could un-invent something, what would it be? Un-invent the receipt for a pack of gum.…
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A Slice of Love… and Betrayal
  • Humor
January 17, 2025January 29, 2025

A Slice of Love… and Betrayal

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
Can you share a positive example of where you’ve felt loved? There was this one time when…
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A Reflection on Natraj Mama: A Life That Lit Up Many Lives
  • Humor
January 16, 2025January 30, 2025

A Reflection on Natraj Mama: A Life That Lit Up Many Lives

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu12 mins0
Reflecting on the life of Natraj Mama, a man whose kindness, wisdom, and love left an everlasting…
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The Great Decluttering Debacle of the Year
  • Humor
January 16, 2025January 29, 2025

The Great Decluttering Debacle of the Year

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
Where can you reduce clutter in your life? Decluttering gone hilariously wrong! A relatable and comic tale…
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Serenity in Slow Motion: The Tortoise Spirit in Anime
  • Humor
January 15, 2025January 29, 2025

Serenity in Slow Motion: The Tortoise Spirit in Anime

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
What is your favorite animal? My favorite animal is the tortoise because it’s basically the animal version…
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Autocorrect Mayhem: My Phone’s Unofficial Comedy Routine
  • Humor
January 14, 2025January 29, 2025

Autocorrect Mayhem: My Phone’s Unofficial Comedy Routine

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
In what ways do you communicate online? Let me put it this way: I don’t communicate online—my…
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The Snow Blanket of Escape
  • Humor
January 14, 2025January 29, 2025

The Snow Blanket of Escape

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
A humorous reflection on a snowy morning, balancing beauty, laziness, and life’s little lessons, with a funny…
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Cleaning the House, Cleaning the Mind: My Messy Reflection
  • Humor
January 13, 2025January 29, 2025

Cleaning the House, Cleaning the Mind: My Messy Reflection

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
Disclaimer: This is not advice. This is just me attempting to clean my mental junkyard by writing…
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Lost in the Woods: My Road Trip Doom
  • Humor
January 13, 2025January 29, 2025

Lost in the Woods: My Road Trip Doom

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
Think back on your most memorable road trip. Last summer, I set out from Waterloo with big…
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My Mind: The Ultimate Saboteur – Balancing Humor and Struggles
  • Personal Growth
January 9, 2025January 29, 2025

My Mind: The Ultimate Saboteur – Balancing Humor and Struggles

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A candid and relatable reflection on battling self-doubt. Discover how the humorous antics of “Debbie Downer” turn…
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Living Long: From Life Goals to Family’s Full-Time Job
  • Humor
January 8, 2025January 29, 2025

Living Long: From Life Goals to Family’s Full-Time Job

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life? Living a long life…
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The Grocery List Memory Challenge: A Tale of Confidence, Chaos, and My Wife’s Yelling
  • Humor
January 7, 2025January 29, 2025

The Grocery List Memory Challenge: A Tale of Confidence, Chaos, and My Wife’s Yelling

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
What could you do differently? If I were to do things differently at the grocery store, the…
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Look Up: The Detour to Real Connections
  • Connecting Beyond the Map
January 6, 2025January 29, 2025

Look Up: The Detour to Real Connections

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? Message:YOUR GPS SAYS TURN LEFT IN 47…
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Past vs. Future: The Battle of My Wandering Thoughts
  • Humor
January 5, 2025January 29, 2025

Past vs. Future: The Battle of My Wandering Thoughts

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why? I spend more time…
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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

I brew beer for a living, but I brew thoughts for the soul. Since 1997, I’ve learned that life is a lot like a fermentation tank—bubbly, messy, and full of surprises. I write about the real people I meet and the simple lessons I learn along the way.


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