Do you believe in fate/destiny?

You wake up thinking, Alright, let’s get this day over with. Fate, that unpredictable scriptwriter, sharpens its pen, sips its coffee, and decides, Today’s episode? A mix of horror, slapstick comedy, and surprise redemption arc.

So, you start your day. Coffee spills? Check. Car won’t start? Obviously. You reach work, fully prepared for disaster. And then, the real mind game begins—the fate-driven paranoia.

Let’s say you’ve been feeling like your job is on thin ice. Maybe you’ve made too many jokes about your boss’s “motivational” emails. Maybe you’ve been “accidentally” late more times than you can count. Whatever the reason, you are convinced a demotion is coming.

All morning, you overanalyze every little thing.

Your boss walks past without saying anything? They’re definitely planning my downfall.

An email arrives with just “Can we talk?” in the subject? It’s happening. They’re kicking me to the basement.

HR lady smiles at you? Oh no. She knows.

You mentally prepare your resignation speech. Maybe even plan your future career as a hermit in the mountains. Then—plot twist!

Your boss calls you in, sighs dramatically, and says… “We’ve decided to promote you.”

Wait. What?

For a second, you just stare. Your brain refuses to process this. Maybe they meant demotion but misspoke? Maybe it’s a prank? Maybe you’re hallucinating from too much stress?

Nope. Fate, for once, has decided to throw you a bone. And now you must pretend you totally expected this.

“Ah, yes, of course! A promotion! Makes perfect sense! I, too, thought I deserved this!”

The lesson? Fate is mostly out to mess with you, but once in a blue moon, it gets bored of ruining your life and throws in a happy twist—just to keep things interesting.

But let’s be real—this sudden luck? Highly suspicious. If fate gave you something good today, it’s probably just saving up for a really chaotic tomorrow.