What are your thoughts on the concept of living a very long life?

Living a long life sounds great until you realize half of it might be spent looking for your glasses or trying to figure out why you walked into a room in the first place. Sure, living longer is fine—as long as you can handle your own business. But the moment you need someone to help you with basic stuff, life turns into a tragic sitcom where every episode revolves around someone finding your dentures or helping you figure out how to use the TV remote… again.

Imagine living so long that your grandkids have to explain how to operate a toilet because it’s now a “smart toilet” with Wi-Fi. Or worse, arguing with Alexa because she doesn’t understand your accent from a time when phones still had cords. At that point, you’re not just old—you’re a walking history lesson no one signed up for.

Let’s be honest, a long life is only fun if you’ve got working knees, teeth, and a little dignity left. After that, it’s less about “living your best life” and more about being an interactive museum exhibit for your family.