If there were a biography about you, what would the title be?

“Oops, That Wasn’t the Plan – A Life of Accidental Wisdom”

Because let’s be honest, life isn’t a well-thought-out novel—it’s a bunch of weird moments stitched together with bad decisions, lucky guesses, and random epiphanies in the shower.

The book would start strong with “I Have No Idea What I’m Doing, But Here We Go” and take you through classic chapters like “Why Do Bad Haircuts Happen to Good People?”, “If Procrastination Were an Olympic Sport”, and “Deep Thoughts I Had While Waiting for the Microwave to Finish.”

At some point, there would be an emotional twist where I realize that nobody actually has life figured out, and we’re all just pretending we do. Then I’d go back to overthinking whether I should’ve waved at that stranger or if I just made things awkward forever.

In the end, the moral of my biography would be: Life is weird. You can plan all you want, but the universe will throw in plot twists just to keep things interesting. The best you can do is laugh, learn something (hopefully), and try not to trip on the same mistake twice—though let’s be honest, you probably will.