Foggy Mirror – I swear I know who I am, but it’s just not clear right now.
Every morning, I stand in front of the mirror like a confused time traveler, wondering how I…
Why I Retired From Arguing (and Started Talking to My Coffee)
I used to think winning arguments made me smart. I believed if I had the best facts…
The 49 Day Mirror
A few days ago, I stumbled across a YouTube video about something called The Tibetan Book of…
The God I Fear, the God I Doubt, the God I Seek
It all began with a comment on one of the best blogs I follow. We engaged in…
The Weight of Silence: A Confrontation With the Self
Silence is never truly silent. I once believed silence was nothingness, a mere absence of sound. But…
Quantum Mechanics: The Universe’s Dumbest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
Quantum mechanics is weird. Really weird. It says tiny particles can be in two places at once,…
Part 3: Innovative Ways to Combat Overpopulation Without Conflict
Alright, humans. We have crammed the planet full, wasted all the resources, and made robots take our…
Part 2: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Oh, Just Everything.)
Welcome back, fellow humans. In Part 1, we threw a party for overpopulation. Now, let’s admire the…
Overpopulation: The Greatest Trend of Our Time! (Because Who Needs Space, Water, or Sanity?) Part 1
Congrats, humans. We did it. We won the game. If the goal was to pack this planet…
Accidentally Alive and Surprisingly Consistent
I arrived in this world with nothing—no money, no plan, not even a single useful skill—and somehow,…
How to Turn Your Very Normal Life Into a Historical Epic
History is just a fancy way of saying, “someone wrote things down in an interesting way.” A…
Polar Bears, Frozen Beer, and Open Car Doors: A Conversation with a Stranger on the Train
A few days ago, I took the GO train from Kitchener to Union Station for work. Now,…
From Drool to Nap Time: My Life, Basically
Growth. The thing that happens whether you want it to or not. Like getting taller, but also,…
Life is a script, but fate is the writer who keeps adding plot twists.
Do you believe in fate/destiny? You wake up thinking, Alright, let’s get this day over with. Fate,…
Me 2.0: The Perfect, Zen-Like Version of Me That Will Never Exist (But Nice to Dream About)
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If I…
The Most Ambitious DIY Project: My 35-Year Meditation Journey
Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on. The Most Ambitious DIY Project: My 35-Year…
Awkward Silence: Because Saying Nothing Has Never Been This Painfully Loud
If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why? Oh,…
Dear Education System: Thanks for Nothing (Except Maybe Trauma and Pointless Facts)
What advice would you give to your teenage self? Ah, the age-old question. The one people love…
Why Sunsets, Slow Shoppers, and Fitted Sheets Are Testing My Will to Live
Other people’s vacation photos. Especially the ones where the whole family’s wearing matching t-shirts, like they’re part…
404 Error: Perfect Drink Not Found. Please Insert More Optimism.
What’s my favorite drink? 404 Error: Favorite drink not found. Please try again later. Oh, classic. But…