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Look Up: The Detour to Real Connections
  • Connecting Beyond the Map
January 6, 2025January 29, 2025

Look Up: The Detour to Real Connections

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say? Message:YOUR GPS SAYS TURN LEFT IN 47…
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Past vs. Future: The Battle of My Wandering Thoughts
  • Humor
January 5, 2025January 29, 2025

Past vs. Future: The Battle of My Wandering Thoughts

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
Do you spend more time thinking about the future or the past? Why? I spend more time…
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Who’s Really Walking Whom? A Hilarious Look at Dog-Walking Bosses
  • Humor
January 5, 2025January 29, 2025

Who’s Really Walking Whom? A Hilarious Look at Dog-Walking Bosses

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Discover the hilarious dynamics of dog walking in this funny and relatable blog. From sniff-stops to poop-patrol,…
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The Greatest Gift: Life’s Funniest Wishlist
  • Uncategorized
January 4, 2025January 29, 2025

The Greatest Gift: Life’s Funniest Wishlist

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
What is the greatest gift someone could give you? The greatest gift someone could give me? Oh,…
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Dear God, It’s Me Again—With Another Complaint
  • Uncategorized
January 4, 2025January 29, 2025

Dear God, It’s Me Again—With Another Complaint

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A laugh-out-loud and heartfelt take on prayer. Why do we call God only in trouble? Is faith…
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Still Enrolled in the School of Life
  • Personal Blog
January 3, 2025January 29, 2025

Still Enrolled in the School of Life

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What colleges have you attended? I’ve attended universities and colleges in multiple locations, picking up degrees and…
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Waterloo Snow Driving: Watch Out for Ice Bombs!
  • Uncategorized
January 2, 2025January 29, 2025

Waterloo Snow Driving: Watch Out for Ice Bombs!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
My scary New Year’s Day drive in Waterloo thanks to drivers with snow-covered cars! Read about the…
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The Future is (Almost) Here: 2025 Predictions Based on 2024 Reality
  • 2025 Predictions Gone Wild
January 1, 2025January 29, 2025

The Future is (Almost) Here: 2025 Predictions Based on 2024 Reality

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu9 mins0
Laugh your way into 2025! From self-driving car tantrums to invisible coffee, here’s a funny look at…
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I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where
  • Life Reflection
December 31, 2024April 23, 2025

I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu10 mins0
Explore the hauntingly beautiful journey of memory loss, from the snags of forgetfulness to the silence of…
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Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?
  • Honesty vs. Politeness
December 30, 2024January 29, 2025

Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A funny take on how giving honest opinions only when asked still earned me a group of…
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The Fighting Flapjacks: Where Chaos, Syrup, and Unicycling Chickens Reign Supreme!
  • Humor
December 29, 2024January 29, 2025

The Fighting Flapjacks: Where Chaos, Syrup, and Unicycling Chickens Reign Supreme!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be? If I started a…
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My Brain is a Zoo and Everyone’s Thoughts Are Screaming
  • Mind Reading and Inner Thoughts
December 29, 2024January 29, 2025

My Brain is a Zoo and Everyone’s Thoughts Are Screaming

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
What if you could hear everyone’s thoughts? Dive into this hilarious blog exploring the chaos of mind-reading—awkward…
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From Free Candy to Pothole Politics: My Wild Ride Through Growing Up
  • Life and Politics
December 28, 2024January 29, 2025

From Free Candy to Pothole Politics: My Wild Ride Through Growing Up

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
How have your political views changed over time? When I was younger, my political views were like…
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What If We Found Out Math Was Wrong? Chaos & Humor
  • Humor
December 28, 2024January 29, 2025

What If We Found Out Math Was Wrong? Chaos & Humor

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Imagine a world where 2+2 doesn’t equal 4. Chaos unfolds in schools, shopping, and science! Explore this…
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Never Trust a Writer with a Full Cookie Jar
  • The Art of Procrastination
December 27, 2024January 29, 2025

Never Trust a Writer with a Full Cookie Jar

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
You get to build your perfect space for reading and writing. What’s it like? My perfect reading…
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When No One Liked It, I Loved It: Am I the Weirdo?
  • Embracing the Unusual
December 27, 2024January 29, 2025

When No One Liked It, I Loved It: Am I the Weirdo?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Discover the humorous story of loving cabbage soup, defending Catwoman, and embracing quirks others find odd. A…
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The Misunderstood Genius: Hilarious Inventions Failures
  • Humor
December 26, 2024January 29, 2025

The Misunderstood Genius: Hilarious Inventions Failures

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
It was a lazy Saturday afternoon. The garage smelled of hops, sawdust, burnt wires, and a faint…
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Why the Flintstones’ Car is the Ultimate Dream Ride
  • Humor
December 26, 2024January 29, 2025

Why the Flintstones’ Car is the Ultimate Dream Ride

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
What is your all time favorite automobile? My all-time favorite automobile?  Easy. The Flintstones’ car.  Forget your…
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The Pigeon Whisperer
  • Humor
December 25, 2024January 29, 2025

The Pigeon Whisperer

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu3 mins0
How are you creative? You want to know how I’m creative? I study pigeons. Not just any…
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Who Will Cry at Your Funeral? A Reflection on Love
  • Humor
December 25, 2024January 29, 2025

Who Will Cry at Your Funeral? A Reflection on Love

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
Have you ever wondered who would cry at your funeral? I did—well, in a dream. It was…
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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

I brew beer for a living, but I brew thoughts for the soul. Since 1997, I’ve learned that life is a lot like a fermentation tank—bubbly, messy, and full of surprises. I write about the real people I meet and the simple lessons I learn along the way.


Recent Posts

  • The Weight of a CrumbJanuary 4, 2026
  • Introducing the SmartRock: Now With 0 FeaturesJanuary 2, 2026
  • The Last Tear on the Cold AsphaltDecember 27, 2025
  • Karma Called in Sick This ChristmasDecember 25, 2025
  • The Longest Short DistanceDecember 24, 2025
  • The Viral Lie That Stole My Life: A Nurse’s Story of Betrayal and ForgivenessDecember 21, 2025
  • The “Trust Test”(Or, How to End Up Alone in 3 Easy Steps)December 16, 2025
  • (no title)December 14, 2025
  • The Road Between Two LivesOctober 26, 2025
  • The Weight of “No Worries”October 24, 2025

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