What is the greatest gift someone could give you?

The greatest gift someone could give me? Oh, it’s simple. A magical “Undo” button for real life. Imagine blurting out something embarrassing in a group, hitting the button, and suddenly everyone is back to talking about the weather. That’s gold. Or how about a universal “Excuse Generator” that spits out believable reasons to skip boring events? It could say things like, “Sorry, I can’t come. My cat is emotionally unstable after watching a bird documentary.” And I don’t even have a cat!

But wait, let’s take it up a notch. A self-refilling coffee mug would be legendary. I mean, the mug just knows—every time I lift it and it’s empty, poof—coffee. No more half-asleep trips to the kitchen where I forget why I even walked in there. Oh, and throw in a personal assistant who keeps track of my socks and somehow prevents them from disappearing into the black hole of the washing machine. They could even negotiate with the dryer goblins to get the old ones back!

Honestly, though, the ultimate gift? A remote control for life that has a “Mute” button for noisy neighbors, a “Fast Forward” for Monday mornings, and a “Rewind” for when I forget where I left my keys (again). And just for fun, a “Pause” button for every time my favorite snacks run out so I can savor the last bite for eternity.

But if all else fails, I’ll settle for a chair that doesn’t attack my pinky toe every time I walk past it. Because honestly, that’s priceless.