Karma Called in Sick This Christmas
Christmas morning was perfect. The streets were quiet. The vibe was holy. Then Captain Horsepower arrived in…
Life’s Absurdities
A Little Deer and the Dust of Me
So, today, I almost blew my top. You know how in cartoons, steam shoots out of ears…
No Predator Needed—We’ve Got Brains!
My coffee was doing its usual magic trick—the milk, sugar, and tiny bit of peace in my…
Faith You Didn’t Ask For, Straight to Your Door
When Belief Starts Sounding Like Spam You know those special salespeople? The ones who don’t need to…
Dear God, Never Mind: A Life in Three Prayers
Ever walk into a temple and think, “Wow, this is God’s giant suggestion box, but everyone’s suggesting…
Baldness, Backaches, and Other Highly Strategic Life Donations
What sacrifices have you made in life? Okay, let’s talk about sacrifices—better known as “Oops, where did…
Glittering Mousetraps and Other Ways We Lie to Ourselves
I know a person named Bradley—not his real name, of course; privacy is a charming little costume…
The Silent Shame of Owning a Tesla in 2025
Let me say something wild: I bought my Tesla just to save money. Shocking, isn’t it? Nope,…
Why I Retired From Arguing (and Started Talking to My Coffee)
I used to think winning arguments made me smart. I believed if I had the best facts…
The Weight of Silence: A Confrontation With the Self
Silence is never truly silent. I once believed silence was nothingness, a mere absence of sound. But…
Part 3: Innovative Ways to Combat Overpopulation Without Conflict
Alright, humans. We have crammed the planet full, wasted all the resources, and made robots take our…
Part 2: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Oh, Just Everything.)
Welcome back, fellow humans. In Part 1, we threw a party for overpopulation. Now, let’s admire the…
Overpopulation: The Greatest Trend of Our Time! (Because Who Needs Space, Water, or Sanity?) Part 1
Congrats, humans. We did it. We won the game. If the goal was to pack this planet…
How to Turn Your Very Normal Life Into a Historical Epic
History is just a fancy way of saying, “someone wrote things down in an interesting way.” A…
Polar Bears, Frozen Beer, and Open Car Doors: A Conversation with a Stranger on the Train
A few days ago, I took the GO train from Kitchener to Union Station for work. Now,…
Me 2.0: The Perfect, Zen-Like Version of Me That Will Never Exist (But Nice to Dream About)
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be, and why? If I…
The Most Ambitious DIY Project: My 35-Year Meditation Journey
Describe the most ambitious DIY project you’ve ever taken on. The Most Ambitious DIY Project: My 35-Year…
Awkward Silence: Because Saying Nothing Has Never Been This Painfully Loud
If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why? Oh,…
Dear Education System: Thanks for Nothing (Except Maybe Trauma and Pointless Facts)
What advice would you give to your teenage self? Ah, the age-old question. The one people love…
404 Error: Perfect Drink Not Found. Please Insert More Optimism.
What’s my favorite drink? 404 Error: Favorite drink not found. Please try again later. Oh, classic. But…
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