Awkward Silence: Because Saying Nothing Has Never Been This Painfully Loud
If you could permanently ban a word from general usage, which one would it be? Why? Oh,…
Life’s Absurdities
Dear Education System: Thanks for Nothing (Except Maybe Trauma and Pointless Facts)
What advice would you give to your teenage self? Ah, the age-old question. The one people love…
404 Error: Perfect Drink Not Found. Please Insert More Optimism.
What’s my favorite drink? 404 Error: Favorite drink not found. Please try again later. Oh, classic. But…
The Home That Became a Dream
Write about your dream home. A few years ago, we moved from Scarborough to Waterloo. Like most…
How to Achieve Absolutely Nothing and Still Feel Accomplished
The dream. The perfect day where I do nothing of measurable value, yet somehow, by the time…
The Instant Noodle Enlightenment: A Journey of Regret, Wisdom, and Spicy Suffering
What’s your favorite thing to cook? Instant noodles are not just food. They are a test. A…
The Toaster That Lived: A Trade War Tragedy
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do…
Chewing Over Life’s Useless Receipts
If you could un-invent something, what would it be? Un-invent the receipt for a pack of gum.…
The Adult Costume: Stuffing a 7-Year-Old Into a Tax-Paying Body
They told us growing up would make us wise. They lied. I’m just a toddler with back…
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