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404 Error: Perfect Drink Not Found. Please Insert More Optimism.
  • Humor
February 24, 2025February 24, 2025

404 Error: Perfect Drink Not Found. Please Insert More Optimism.

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
What’s my favorite drink? 404 Error: Favorite drink not found. Please try again later. Oh, classic. But…
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  • Life Reflection
February 20, 2025

Part-Time Jobs, Full-Time Struggles: The Untold Sacrifices of International Students

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu9 mins0
The Great Migration: Dreams, Deadlines, and Double-Double Dilemmas Welcome to Canada—the land of maple syrup, endless part-time…
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  • Personal Blog
February 19, 2025

My Shoes Have Seen Things: A Sole-Searching Journey Through Modern Madness

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes, and where they’ve taken you. Shoes. The unsung heroes…
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How to Achieve Absolutely Nothing and Still Feel Accomplished
  • Humor
February 5, 2025February 6, 2025

How to Achieve Absolutely Nothing and Still Feel Accomplished

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
The dream. The perfect day where I do nothing of measurable value, yet somehow, by the time…
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The Weight of Time: When Perspective Becomes Clarity
  • Life Lessons
February 4, 2025February 5, 2025

The Weight of Time: When Perspective Becomes Clarity

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
How do significant life events or the passage of time influence your perspective on life? When I…
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The Instant Noodle Enlightenment: A Journey of Regret, Wisdom, and Spicy Suffering
  • Humor
February 2, 2025February 3, 2025

The Instant Noodle Enlightenment: A Journey of Regret, Wisdom, and Spicy Suffering

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins1
What’s your favorite thing to cook? Instant noodles are not just food. They are a test. A…
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The Toaster That Lived: A Trade War Tragedy
  • Humor
January 31, 2025February 1, 2025

The Toaster That Lived: A Trade War Tragedy

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What’s the thing you’re most scared to do? What would it take to get you to do…
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Trapped Under Rubble: A Heartfelt Story of Loss and Hope
  • Life Reflection
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025

Trapped Under Rubble: A Heartfelt Story of Loss and Hope

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu10 mins0
A moving story of Taro Yamada, an architect trapped under rubble after a devastating earthquake. As he…
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Kalyanasundaram: The Name That Crashed a Wedding
  • Personal Blog
January 29, 2025January 31, 2025

Kalyanasundaram: The Name That Crashed a Wedding

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu4 mins0
Write about your first name: its meaning, significance, etymology, etc. Kalyanasundaram: The Name That Crashed a WeddingHi!…
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Chasing Fun in Circles
  • Personal Blog
January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

Chasing Fun in Circles

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu1 mins0
My idea of fun keeps changing, like a TV remote that won’t stop flipping channels. One day,…
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School’s Out of Date: Why We Need to Teach Real-Life Skills
  • Education
January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

School’s Out of Date: Why We Need to Teach Real-Life Skills

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
School’s Out of Date: Why We Need to Teach Real-Life Skills Imagine a school where kids learn…
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My Life as a Tree: 500 Years of Watching Earthlings Make the Same Mistakes
  • Environment and Sustainability
January 28, 2025January 29, 2025

My Life as a Tree: 500 Years of Watching Earthlings Make the Same Mistakes

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu8 mins0
My Life as a Tree: 500 Years of Watching Earthlings Make the Same Mistakes Hello, Earthlings. I’m…
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The air-fried version of my regrets—crispy and guilt-free!
  • Personal Blog
January 12, 2025January 29, 2025

The air-fried version of my regrets—crispy and guilt-free!

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What snack would you eat right now? I set the timer to ‘too late to apologize’ and…
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Still Enrolled in the School of Life
  • Personal Blog
January 3, 2025January 29, 2025

Still Enrolled in the School of Life

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
What colleges have you attended? I’ve attended universities and colleges in multiple locations, picking up degrees and…
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I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where
  • Life Reflection
December 31, 2024April 23, 2025

I Am Here, But I Don’t Know Where

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu10 mins0
Explore the hauntingly beautiful journey of memory loss, from the snags of forgetfulness to the silence of…
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Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?
  • Honesty vs. Politeness
December 30, 2024January 29, 2025

Why Do I Keep Losing Friends Over My Honest Opinions?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu7 mins0
A funny take on how giving honest opinions only when asked still earned me a group of…
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From Free Candy to Pothole Politics: My Wild Ride Through Growing Up
  • Life and Politics
December 28, 2024January 29, 2025

From Free Candy to Pothole Politics: My Wild Ride Through Growing Up

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
How have your political views changed over time? When I was younger, my political views were like…
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When No One Liked It, I Loved It: Am I the Weirdo?
  • Embracing the Unusual
December 27, 2024January 29, 2025

When No One Liked It, I Loved It: Am I the Weirdo?

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu6 mins0
Discover the humorous story of loving cabbage soup, defending Catwoman, and embracing quirks others find odd. A…
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Born to Steal the Show (Sorry, Uncle)
  • Life's Unscripted Moments
December 23, 2024January 29, 2025

Born to Steal the Show (Sorry, Uncle)

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu2 mins0
Share what you know about the year you were born. Hi there! I’m Kalyan, and I was…
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A Moment I Can’t Forget: Facing Shame and Silence in the Market
  • Silent but Deadly (In a Good Way)
December 20, 2024January 29, 2025

A Moment I Can’t Forget: Facing Shame and Silence in the Market

Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu5 mins0
An honest reflection on a public confrontation in a market and the inner conflict of staying silent.…
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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

I brew beer for a living, but I brew thoughts for the soul. Since 1997, I’ve learned that life is a lot like a fermentation tank—bubbly, messy, and full of surprises. I write about the real people I meet and the simple lessons I learn along the way.


Recent Posts

  • The Seven-Year-Old Who Never Grew UpJuly 13, 2026
  • The Dog’s TailJuly 9, 2026
  • Thank you For Being PatheticJune 29, 2026
  • Childhood Innocence is a Mental IllnessJune 27, 2026
  • Situational BelieverJune 22, 2026
  • The Banyan TreeJune 11, 2026
  • Same plot. Same tears. Same daughter. Always named Lily.May 19, 2026
  • The Grumpy Tenant’s Final Walk-ThroughApril 29, 2026
  • A Frozen Night and a Warm Heart: Why I Still Believe in PeopleJanuary 30, 2026
  • The Weight of a CrumbJanuary 4, 2026

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