Thank you For Being Pathetic
I saw a sticker that said "Thank you for being patient." One word change later, it said…
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Everything happens for a reason. 404: reason not found
They say everything happens for a reason. I’m still looking. I drive at the limit. The guy…
Quantum Mechanics: The Universe’s Dumbest Get-Rich-Quick Scheme
Quantum mechanics is weird. Really weird. It says tiny particles can be in two places at once,…
The Adult Costume: Stuffing a 7-Year-Old Into a Tax-Paying Body
They told us growing up would make us wise. They lied. I’m just a toddler with back…