They say everything happens for a reason. I’m still looking. I drive at the limit. The guy behind me tries to live in my trunk, swings around, and gifts me one lonely finger. I tell myself it’s a pop quiz from Universe HR: “Can you breathe without swearing?” Then the speed camera mails me a fancy photo and a bill. It says I did 35 in a 30 while I was crawling like a saint. That camera is a life coach with a radar gun—believes in my “potential” and bills me for it. It does math like my uncle tips: 25% when it’s my card, “round to vibes” when it’s his.
I wash the car till it shines. A bird with sniper aim signs the hood in wet cursive. Reason found: keep pride biodegradable. Fine paid. Pride toasted. Wet wipes deployed. So what now—buy the camera a latte, send the bird a tiny diaper, or just carry napkins and call it personal growth?
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Reason not found, but comedy fully delivered. Hahahahaaa…loved this piece!
I always like your saying style Kalyana sundram sir. This witty and vivid reflection brilliantly turns everyday frustrations into humorous insights about patience, pride, and personal growth. It’s a clever reminder that life’s little setbacks often come wrapped in lessons, inviting us to respond with humility and a sense of humor.