Everything happens for a reason. 404: reason not found

They say everything happens for a reason. I’m still looking. I drive at the limit. The guy behind me tries to live in my trunk, swings around, and gifts me one lonely finger. I tell myself it’s a pop quiz from Universe HR: “Can you breathe without swearing?” Then the speed camera mails me a fancy photo and a bill. It says I did 35 in a 30 while I was crawling like a saint. That camera is a life coach with a radar gun—believes in my “potential” and bills me for it. It does math like my uncle tips: 25% when it’s my card, “round to vibes” when it’s his.

I wash the car till it shines. A bird with sniper aim signs the hood in wet cursive. Reason found: keep pride biodegradable. Fine paid. Pride toasted. Wet wipes deployed. So what now—buy the camera a latte, send the bird a tiny diaper, or just carry napkins and call it personal growth?


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Kalyanasundaram Kalimuthu

This blog is where I dump my brain. Like a suitcase that’s been zipped too long—thoughts spill out, wrinkled, awkward, and not always useful. No tips. No advice. No “live better” tricks. Just messy, raw thoughts—sometimes funny, sometimes not. Sometimes I don’t even get it. I don’t even want to call this writing. Real writers might take me to court. What I do is more like emotional spitting, random keyboard smashing, and letting my thoughts run wild like unsupervised toddlers in a grocery store—touching everything, breaking nothing important, but still making everyone uncomfortable. I do this because it helps me breathe. It’s like taking the trash out of my brain before the smell becomes permanent. It helps me talk to people without tripping over my own words. Writing clears the traffic jam in my head—horns, chaos, bad directions, all gone for a while. If you’re looking for deep lessons or motivation, you’re in the wrong place. I’m not your guide. I’m just a guy talking to himself in public and hoping someone finds it mildly interesting. This is the mess I call writing. Or not-writing. Whatever. Like a broken vending machine—it may not deliver what you asked for, but sometimes it still drops something weird and oddly perfect.

2 thoughts on “Everything happens for a reason. 404: reason not found

  1. I always like your saying style Kalyana sundram sir. This witty and vivid reflection brilliantly turns everyday frustrations into humorous insights about patience, pride, and personal growth. It’s a clever reminder that life’s little setbacks often come wrapped in lessons, inviting us to respond with humility and a sense of humor.

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